An Afghan father and his son try to stay warm outside the mud hut where he and his wife live with their 11 children, as snow falls at the Charahi Qambar refugee camp in Kabul, Afghanistan.
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → z
↳ zabini, blaise
"Yeah, Zabini, because you’re so talented… at posing…"